If you and your girlfriend want to leave the Philippines, you must have an exit permission

I just happened to notice this while I was browsing the site of the Philippine Immigration Office:

If you have stayed in this country for 180 days or more, you must contact the Immigration office and ask for an exit permit, Yes! Really! They are not only making it a problem for good, law abiding filipinos to exit this country. They seem to believe that they own you as well. Now, if you did behave during your stay, it is not a big problem, unless you do not KNOW about it. You already got your tickets, going back to Europe or the USA, right? But in the airport, you will NOT be allowed to leave. SHIT! What happened? It is more fun in the Philippines, that is what happened.

And if you think that your filipina girlfriend will be allowed to leave the Philippines, going to Thailand, Indonesia or whatever visa free zone, think again.  The Filipino government believe from the deepest of their hearts that they OWN every filipino/filipina. So they will detain them in the airport, after you have paid all taxes, return flights, hotel reservations etc. Because according to THEM, you are a fucking criminal, a human trafficker. It will cost you a bribe of 28000 pesos in the pocket of the immigration police to convince them otherwise.

Do you read this, mr Duterte? Shoot those fucking bastards in the Immigration. I am so angry with them, loosing so much money. They attack me, pretend that I am a part of human trafficking! That is SOO rude, But hey: they have Uniform. They are the Police, The big brother. So if you are NOT prepared to give them the bribe of 28000 pesos, prepare to leave you darling at the airport and go alone to Singapore, Thailand, or wherever was your intended joint travel.

Burn in HELL, you fucking bastards.